Man

A man with menopause,

Oh, give me a break;

Not one, of the many symptoms,

could he take;

Think of all the things,

A woman goes thru;

starting with those PERIODS,

and giving Life anew;

I have often said,

if man should have a child;

There would be, just that one,

and it would grow up WILD;

A man to HAVE and rear a child,

To this, I have my doubt;

They have no clue to what it takes,

or what it's all about;

The Cramps, the pain of giving birth,

Pains, they could not endure;

There would be no procreation,

their sex drive it would cure;

That's the thing with most men,

couldn't make it to menopause;

Here lies poor Joe, he died ya know,

His FIRST period, was the cause.